White House Rag
Lyrics:  Joe Bolinger
Music:  Dan Bilger

Obama’s in the white house
Bin laden in the sea
Bush is down in Crawford (or Texas?)
Sippin Texas Tea
Shootin in the schoolhouse
Funerals for free.
Frolick in the gun smoke
And preach the hommily. 

Frolick in the gun smoke
And preach the homily
And go down to the capital
Your true love for to see
Go down to see your true love
This tattered grand ole flag
Grab her by her spangles
And dance the white house rag

Dance this white house rag
The tattered grand ol flag

Junior's down in Crawford
Senior's past his prime
Jeb is counting chickens
Just a waitin for his time.
Hilary loves winning.
And Palin loves her gun
Carter just loves Jesus
And Bill loves everyone.

Carter just loves Jesus
And Bill loves everyone.
And go down to the capital
To have a little fun..
Go down to see your true love
A rusted old dog tag.
Take her by her firearms
And dance the white house rag

Dance the white house rag
Rusty old dog tag
tattered grand ol flag
dance the white house rag